~#FEF1~Dobriy den'.
~#FEF1~Kak dela? How's it going?
~#FEF1~Chto novava - what's happening, friend?
~#FEF1~Ey, drug! My friend, what you look for?
~#FEF1~Privet - tell me, what you need?
~#FEF1~It is good you came when you did...
~#FEF1~I have something you will like, very much I think, da?
~#FEF1~You will thank lucky stars you came when you hear deal I have.
~#FEF1~My stock is for you to buy, not just to look at, da?
~#FEF1~If you find better deal than this, my sister will give you hand-job ... she is very good.
~#FEF1~You like? Is good, yes?
~#FEF1~All my drugs they are tested on scum, bums and American celebrities. You buy with confidence, da?
~#FEF1~I had to grease many palms to get this shit into country, is worth price, niet?
~#FEF1~Much of what you see entered country in my brother's asshole, but I not charge extra for his discomfort.
~#FEF1~All this is very good: fresh in this morning ...sure, it roam Atlantic on boat for several months, but it fresh in now.
~#FEF1~My ~#FEFF~. This potent drug. You sell, not take ... you are my friend. I not like to see you in gutter.
~#FEF1~All this ~#FEFF~ will be gone soon, at paltry $~#FEFE~ a bag.
~#FEF1~I am only dealer making offer on ~#FEFF~ like this in neighborhood ...I killed all competition. It is trick I learned from communists.
~#FEF1~At $~#FEFE~ for a bag of ~#FEFF~ I will not make enough profit to ship my family here from Russia. ...Good. They are annoying Stalinists.
~#FEF1~You take my ~#FEFF~, please, you take. I only want $~#FEFE~ for entire bag. Is bargain, da?
~#FEF1~Paver mn'e - this is best shit I have. You believe, da?
~#FEF1~You have good nose for shit, da? ...Da, you have the shit nose.
~#FEF1~How you like to pay? Credit card? ...I joke. Cash only, please.
~#FEF1~Please to not finger my ~#FEFF~, it is very rude unless you pay.
~#FEF1~This is my favorite, especially good for if you have the blocked-up anus.
~#FEF1~Please, enjoy the ~#FEFF~, it will give you strong Hui. Make it big, like iron bar.
~#FEF1~Spasiba - many thanks.
~#FEF1~You are lucky man, I promised all that shit to my mother, but she is bitch who never pay, so you take. Spasiba!
~#FEF1~I can tell you are discerning buyer. Man of great taste and knowledge, da.
~#FEF1~Enjoy, my friend.
~#FEF1~May I look at your sack, da?
~#FEF1~Your sack, I could perhaps empty it, if price is right.
~#FEF1~Please to show me your fullness. I wish to buy.
~#FEF1~I came to this country to make money, when I get chance I will. Until then I buy from you.
~#FEF1~You are selling good drugs, da? I only buy good drugs. I not buy bad drugs.
~#FEF1~My sister, she love ~#FEFF~. The ~#FEFF~ it make her very sexy. If you bring some I will be very grateful, my friend.
~#FEF1~America is funny country that it need foreign investor, like Russian drug dealer. Da, it very funny to me. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~I want the ~#FEFF~, but you have none. If you want money, you need to bring me this.
~#FEF1~For the ~#FEFF~ I am ready to pay. If not pay enough, I arrange my sister to suck the Hui. She very good ...I know.
~#FEF1~I am very disappoint. You no have the ~#FEFF~. How can I make profit buying shit you have...please to not do again.
~#FEF1~Day mn'e - give me the ~#FEFF~. Pazhalusta
~#FEF1~You want me to buy ~#FEFF~ at $~#FEFE~ a bag? This price includes cop surcharge, da? But you are not cop.
~#FEF1~The ~#FEFF~ will get my sister very horny. And for $~#FEFE~ it cheaper than just paying her for good time.
~#FEF1~Prastite? $~#FEFE~? You must be having joke with me - for ~#FEFF~? You want $~#FEFE~? $~#FEFE~ is very funny joke, da.
~#FEF1~My friend is very sad, very sad. He want ~#FEFF~ but can not get this. If I buy from you, he can OD happily - and I make profit. Da! Is good!
~#FEF1~This is drug for me.
~#FEF1~Your sack, it is filled with potent ~#FEFF~. I think I like.
~#FEF1~I have the money for this ...I print it myself, like bank.
~#FEF1~Please, the ~#FEFF~. I am happy to buy.
~#FEF1~Yes, this is drug I want.
~#FEF1~Da! I am big time dealer now ...Do not tell police. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~I take ~#FEFF~ home to my sisters, it take away their pain in heart, fucking fat American email husbands.
~#FEF1~I will have used the ~#FEFF~ by time you get back. So, please, bring more.
~#FEF1~It is pleasure doing business with you - nearly as much as rough love with baby seal.
~#FEF1~The ~#FEFF~, this is for crack-whores - as payment for night of bestial pleasure. I like the zombie girls, they happy to do the anus love with tongue.
~#FEF1~Beregi zdorovie - take care, my friend.
~#FEF1~Do novyh vstrech - come back soon. I like you, you are my friend.
~#FEF1~See you later, drug - uvidimsyal!
~#FEF1~Paka! I see you around, okay?
~#FEF1~Do svidan'ya!
~#FEF1~I come to this country so you can just stare at my drugs. This is supposed make me happy? ...Da? ...Mudak!
~#FEF1~Dolboeb! That's right, you are fucking dolboeb! Wasting my times.
~#FEF1~You come back, my prices, they will be higher, huesos.
~#FEF1~Why you go? You no like my drugs? Is insulting, you no buy.
~#FEF1~I give you my best lines, but you still no buy. Piz'duk! You are the bullshitter!
~#FEF1~You have finished browsing, da? You ready to buy now, da?
~#FEF1~Shto? ...What is problem? You not like prices? ...Huesos!
~#FEF1~Chto ty delayesh? Why you mess around? You are time waster - Bliad'!
~#FEF1~I like you. I not break your neck if you buy nothing ...but I think about it. Is nice thought, time waster.
~#FEF1~What you do? Buy? Sell? I am very confused - you are the turkey, niet?
~#FEF1~My ~#FEFF~ is not for bums with no money.
~#FEF1~You think I am bakapor? I am stupid?
~#FEF1~You must think it funny that I, a Russian, can own what you cannot afford to buy. It is funny to me also. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~How can I run business if you not pay?
~#FEF1~You think I am communist, like you? Niet, comrade, no entitlement for you, you must pay money for drugs.
~#FEF1~I love America, it is full of idiots ... Is no wonder economy is in shit.
~#FEF1~This deal is very good - we do again, da?
~#FEF1~You have business acumen of mongoloid infant - I like this in man I trade with.
~#FEF1~Why you don't just hand me all your money? It waste less time, zhopa.
~#FEF1~Your brain, it must to be in your testicles. I see I will make much money from you. This make me very happy.
~#FEF1~You very good at to rip-off people. You should change career, become banker or politician.
~#FEF1~Bis prabl'em - I'm getting rid of old stock, so don't worry - is all good.
~#FEF1~I think I make mistake with price - Yebatsya! I fuck myself in own asshole!
~#FEF1~I am glad you buy the ~#FEFF~, last batch kill 15 people. Is better to sell at low price than have to throw in river, with bodies.
~#FEF1~Learn lesson from me, please. Never set price of ~#FEFF~ when you are still under influence of it.
~#FEF1~S'ebis'! Are you complete moron? I have none of this.
~#FEF1~Are you fucking high? I have none of this.
~#FEF1~If I had known you wanted that I would have got some. Please, I am not famous Russian mind-reader.
~#FEF1~What is it you look for? What? Should I to pull some from asshole?
~#FEF1~I just sold last of that to rich banker. He paid cash from golden parachute of company he destroy.
~#FEF1~I am - how you say - empty, like scrotum of eunuch, da?
~#FEF1~Stop doing that. What are you, desperate junkie? Please to stop. I have nothing for you.
~#FEF1~I am sold out, my friend. I have nothing ...why not sell drug to me instead?
~#FEF1~My drugs are all sold. Your worm, it is not early enough for bird ...I have opposite problem, sometimes.
~#FEF1~I restock as soon as I can. First, I must take my earnings and buy the porno for good time with hand.
~#FEF1~Pazdravlyayu! You can be very happy with yourself. That is good deal, niet?
~#FEF1~Rad za tebya. You made much money. Is good, niet?
~#FEF1~Making money give you the, how you say, big huge horn in trouser. I touch it, da? ...For luck.
~#FEF1~You make much money, please to make me your business partner. If necessary, also, I will perform sex in mouth for you ...please.
~#FEF1~Well done, my friend. Is good day for you, da?
